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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet local pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

“Actually, no” he replies. Read the full post

• I went to the zoo the other day and all I saw was a small dog. It was a shihtzu. Haha!

• I read in the paper that someone mugged a dwarf. How could anybody stoop that low?• Did you know a radioactive cat has 18 half-lives?

• Recent research has shown that six out of seven dwarves aren’t Happy?

• Heard about the judge with no fingers? Justice Thumbs. Read the full post