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Take 5

Then there’s the one about the golfer and his caddie who enjoyed a good argument, especially about what clubs to use. The caddie usually won but this day, faced with a long short hole, the golfer decided that a 3-iron would be best.

“Take a 5 wood ,” growled the caddie. But the golfer stuck to his choice and the caddie watched gloomily as the ball sailed over the fairway, landed neatly on the green and rolled politely into the hole. Read the full post

Jack Nicklaus and Stevie Wonder are drinking in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says: “How is your record business going?”

“Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way, how’s the golf?” Stevie Wonder says.

“Not too bad, I’m not winning as much as I used to but I’m still making a bit of money. I have had some problems with my swing but I think I’ve got that under control now.” Nicklaus replies. Read the full post

Brandon and Wesley are playing golf at their favorite course, but on every hole they are being held up by a twosome of women who are always half a hole ahead.

The women are great golfers, but they are playing terribly slow. Finally, after watching the women in the distance as they stood over their putts for what seemed like an eternity, Wesley decided to do something. Read the full post

We are familiar with Robin Hood who is known for “stealing from the rich and giving to the poor,” he is a hero.Now do you believe Robin Hood in real life?

You gotta be kidding me right? Apparently not….

In Germany, a bank employee secretly transferred money from rich to poor clients.

Sadly the 62-year old woman was given a 22-month prison term for this act of kindness. She could have faced a 4-year sentence, but the court was being nice because she confessed immediately and did not profit personally. Read the full post

let’s share a joke:

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greens keeper.

“Sorry guys. That’s a group of blind firefighters,” the man explained. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here any time for free.”

“That’s so sad,” the priest said, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.” Read the full post