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One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the blackpool.  There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for £10 per person.  Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.”  Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and £10 is £10.”  So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Read the full post

A man walked into a Melbourne bar and ordered a pint of the dark liquid.

‘Excuse me,’ said the only other drinker. ‘Is that an Irish accent I detect?’

‘It is, sir. Dublin to be exact.’

‘Bless my soul,’ said the first. ‘I’m a Dublin man meself. Ballymun to be precise.’

‘Bedad, aren’t I from Ballymun meself – Carberry Street in actual fact,’ remarked the second. Read the full post