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An Irishman named O’Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.

The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Paddy in the eye, and said, “I’ve some bad news for you.

“You have cancer, and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month to live.” Read the full post

Two young brothers are opening presents at Christmas.
The younger brother has twenty massive presents and the older one only has one little one.

The younger brother says to the older one, “Haha, I have got twenty presents you only got one you loser!”
The older brother replies “Haha you smart ass, you are dying of cancer!.”