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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

“I have some good news and some bad news.” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”

“Oh god no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?” Read the full post

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, “Look Doc, I’m in one hell of A hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.

“We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course In town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait For the anesthetic to work!” Read the full post