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A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. “This,” he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste.”

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. Read the full post

The farmer whittled the stick as the tourist approached him. ‘How long to get to the nearest town, Paddy?’ asked the rich American.

The farmer continued to whittle and started to whistle too.

‘I said how long to get to the nearest town, Paddy?’

No reply. Just whistle and whittle. Read the full post