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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”

The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.”

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking. Read the full post

An ambitious webmaster finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life… until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies… Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: “Where did you come from? How did you get here?” Read the full post