A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
1.You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2.Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4.You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5.You can always warm coffee up.
6.Coffee comes with endless refills.
7.Coffee is cheaper.
8.You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9.Coffee never runs out.
10.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11.You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13.You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14.You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15.Coffee smells and tastes good.
16.You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17.If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18.You can always get fresh coffee.
19.You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get
back.
20.They sell coffee at police stations.
21.You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22.Coffee goes down easier.
23.If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
24.No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25.A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
26.Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
27.Coffee smells good in the morning.
28.Coffee is good when it’s cold too.
29.Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30.Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.
31.Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
32.Coffee doesn’t shed.
33.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34.You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35.Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.
36.No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37.Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month…it’s good all the time.
38.When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39.When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of
your throat.
40.Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
41.Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42.INSTANT COFFEE!
43.You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44.It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45.Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
46.When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your
throat.
47.When your hands are cold, coffee doesn’t mind if you wrap them around it.
48.You can offer your friends a sip when you see them on the street.
49.When you drink coffee, the world economy benefits.
50.You can have American, Kenyan, French, Italian, Irish, and Viennese. One right
after the other if you like.
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’
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