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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Read the full post

Two old men are pushing their carts around Tescos when they bump into each other.

The first old man says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The second old man says, “That’s OK, what a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.” Read the full post