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The two old codgers were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn’t keep Joe from boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance.

“Three times,” gasped Manny admiringly. “How’d you do it?” “It was easy.” Joe looked down modestly. “I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I’ll tell you.” Read the full post

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet thirty thousand pounds (£30,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed… “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” Read the full post

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money.”

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”

The man replies, “No, what do you mean?” Read the full post

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
“Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
“Was the other Indian crazy or what?”
The Indian replied “No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.”
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!”
Immediately, there was the answer. “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” from deep
inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
the huge opening, he was thinking, “Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!”
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
“Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!”
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
“WOOOOOOOOO,WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!”
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read….
(Get ready, its good), Read the full post

A guy applied to join a nudist club. “Exactly what do you do here?” he asked.

“It’s quite simple,” said the club secretary, “We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.”

“Cool,” said the guy, “…count me in!!!” So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. Read the full post