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Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
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How do you define 144 Chelsea fans

A: Gross Stupidity

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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

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