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One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, “You know, how do I know I’m the world’s smallest man? Maybe I’m NOT the world’s smallest man”. And he got very depressed.
Then Snow White says, “How do I know I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!” And she got very depressed.
Quasimodo then said, ‘How do I know I’m the world’s ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me!” And he, too, sank into depression.
One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven’s waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb’s conference, he came out smiling and said, “It’s all right, I am the world’s smallest man”. Snow White left God’s chamber smiling also, “It’s ok,”
she said, “I am the fairest of them all”. Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked, “Who the hell is Martin Keown?” Read the full post

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

“I have some good news and some bad news.” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”

“Oh god no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?” Read the full post

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?  He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to ‘rescue’ her husband? A bitching wedge. Read the full post