Just Jokes Online

A man walks in a bar and a little man is sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29 and had a wife and two kids.

The little man says “I’m a Leprechaun, and if you let me F#$@ you in the butt I will grant you three wishes”.

They go to the bathroom and the Leprechaun starts to F@$# him in the butt. Read the full post

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, “If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?”

“Hell no!” the guy said.

The stranger then asked, “If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?”

The man said, “Of course not.”

“Wanna go camping?”

We are in darkest Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says,” I said don’t do that again!” The rear tiger says “sorry” again and they continue. Read the full post