Just Jokes Online

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

ham and cheese Sandwich: £2.50
Chicken Sandwich: £3.50
Hand Job: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

“Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “Can I help you?”

“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?” Read the full post

Three blonde girls were walking along on a beach and saw something shiny in the sand, so they picked it up. You know blondes like looking at themself, so they began rubbing it to shine it up,

(BOING!), out came a genie.

The jinni said, “I’ll grant each of you one wish.” The blonde chicks started giggling and flipping’ their hair.

The first blonde said, “I want to be 25% dumber”, (BOING!), “Your wish has been granted” said the genie. T the blonde stood in deep thought, as if she couldn’t remember her name. Read the full post