Just Jokes Online

So this little ant was walking through the jungle and came across this big female elephant in agony. The elephant had one foot up in the air “woe is me” “woe is me.

So the ant asks the elephant what seems to be the problem here?

The elephant replied I seemed to have gotten a thorn stuck in my foot and it is hurts like hell. I would give anything to get it out. Read the full post

An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if

you could just put up your trays that would be super.” Read the full post