Just Jokes Online

Q: What’s the difference between West Ham’s goalkeeper and a taxi driver?
A: The taxi driver will only let four in!

Q. What’s the difference between West ham and a teabag?
A. A teabag stays in the cup longer.

Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park?
A. The seats face the pitch.

Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Upton park?
A: They score

Q: How do you make a Hammers fan run?
A: Build a job centre. Read the full post

I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. Read the full post