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David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the kids in the class if anyone can give him an example of a ‘tragedy’.

One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy.

“No,” Beckham says, “that would be an ACCIDENT.” Read the full post

Dave was a compulsive gambler, and would bet on anything and everything; horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games.

When Dave was down to his last few pounds, he went to his best friend and said “John, I need £1000. We have no food, I owe rent, the kids need clothes for school, and the wife won’t leave the house because we have bad cheques in every shop. Can you help me out?” Read the full post