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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”.

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit”. Read the full post

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem Officer?” the driver asked

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The driver answered, “I lost it four times for drink driving.” Read the full post

Tiim wanted to screw a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Tiim got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO.

Tiim said “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up”. Read the full post