Old bar joke, but a good one! 0
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February 20, 2010 by
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A man went into a bar and ordered several shots of vodka. By the time the bar was closing, he was wasted. He got up to leave and fell flat on his face. “Well, I don’t want the bartender to think I’m drunk, so I’ll pretend I tripped and I’ll try it again.” So he gets up and falls on his face.
“Well, the door’s not too far away; I’ll just crawl.” When he gets outside he thinks, “Well, I only live four blocks away; I can make it that far.”
