Two Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland.
One turns to the other and says “Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-doon will we fall out?”
“No way Richard,” says his mate “of course we’ll still be pals!!”
I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
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