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May 29, 2010 by
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
“I have some good news and some bad news.” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”
“Oh god no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?” Read the full post
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Posted on
December 31, 2009 by
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Brandon and Wesley are playing golf at their favorite course, but on every hole they are being held up by a twosome of women who are always half a hole ahead.
The women are great golfers, but they are playing terribly slow. Finally, after watching the women in the distance as they stood over their putts for what seemed like an eternity, Wesley decided to do something. Read the full post
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