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A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,”What’s your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ” Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”. Read the full post

An accountant was walking along a road in the country when he came upon a shepherd. He says,
‘Listen, Mr Farmer, I bet I can guess how many sheep you have.’

The farmer starts to laugh: ‘I have a lot of sheep. You’ll couldn’t possibly guess how many.’

‘Do you want to make a bet?’ asks the man. ‘If I can guess how many sheep you have, you’ll give me one of your sheep. If I can’t, I’ll pay you £500.’ Read the full post