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Paul played football with his mates every Sunday afternoon in the local park. His right knee had been giving him trouble for some time, but recently the pain had been even worse than usual so he decided to see the doctor.

When he arrived at the surgery, the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but first he would have to give a urine sample. Paul said that it seemed crazy to give a urine sample to help solve his knee problem. However the nurse insisted, so eventually Paul complied. A quarter of an hour later he was ushered in to see the doctor. Read the full post

1.You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2.Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4.You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5.You can always warm coffee up.
6.Coffee comes with endless refills.
7.Coffee is cheaper.
8.You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9.Coffee never runs out.
10.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11.You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13.You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14.You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15.Coffee smells and tastes good.
16.You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17.If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18.You can always get fresh coffee.
19.You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get
back.
20.They sell coffee at police stations.
21.You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22.Coffee goes down easier.
23.If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
24.No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25.A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
26.Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
27.Coffee smells good in the morning.
28.Coffee is good when it’s cold too.
29.Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30.Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.
31.Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
32.Coffee doesn’t shed.
33.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34.You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35.Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.
36.No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37.Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month…it’s good all the time.
38.When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39.When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of
your throat.
40.Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
41.Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42.INSTANT COFFEE!
43.You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44.It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45.Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
46.When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your
throat.
47.When your hands are cold, coffee doesn’t mind if you wrap them around it.
48.You can offer your friends a sip when you see them on the street.
49.When you drink coffee, the world economy benefits.
50.You can have American, Kenyan, French, Italian, Irish, and Viennese. One right
after the other if you like.

Brandon and Wesley are playing golf at their favorite course, but on every hole they are being held up by a twosome of women who are always half a hole ahead.

The women are great golfers, but they are playing terribly slow. Finally, after watching the women in the distance as they stood over their putts for what seemed like an eternity, Wesley decided to do something. Read the full post

| Great Woman Golfer|

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week.

Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn’t quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Read the full post