Four men got permission to play golf from their wives!
Four happily married men went golfing one weekend.
After the game they met up in the bar for a beer, and the First man said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second man : “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.
Third man : “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continued drinking when they realized that the fourth player hadn’t said a word. So they ask him: ‘You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?’
Fourth man : “It was easy! I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: ‘Golf course or intercourse? ‘ She said: ‘Wear sun-block.”
