Crazy Bet in a bar
A man walks up to the barman and says, “Do you see that glass over there in the corner? I’ll bet you £50 that I can piss in it from here!” The bartender agrees, because the glass is miles way over on the other side of the bar. So the man unzips and whips it out, then pisses in a million different directions, coming nowhere even close to the shot glass. Meanwhile the bartender’s laughing so hard he can barely breathe.
“Pay up,” gasps the barman, and happily takes the money.
Meanwhile the man pays up, and walks over and grabs £200 from a third bloke playing pool.
The barman calls him back and asks, “Why did that guy give you the money?”
And the first guy says, “‘Cause I bet him £200 that I could piss all over your bar and you’d just laugh about it!”