Just Jokes Online

* What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

* Ping just offered Elin Woods (Tiger’s wife) an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

* News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”? Read the full post

I don’t know who spends their time making these things up, but they are funny!

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse..

She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. Read the full post

Here is a potential killer, take care!!

Victim: Male, Caucasian

Death: Instantaneous, Penetration of the Arterial Chamber

Description of Murder Weapon: Sharp Instrument, 4”

Type: Stiletto

Colour: Red

Maker: Mahlono Blahnik

Motive: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

So guys, the next time you’re ogling the sexy long legs of a sweet young thing, remember the shoes on her feet can double as weapons. And if she doesn’t like the attention, it could be your eyeballs that get it. Read the full post

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?  He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to ‘rescue’ her husband? A bitching wedge. Read the full post

let’s share a joke:

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greens keeper.

“Sorry guys. That’s a group of blind firefighters,” the man explained. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here any time for free.”

“That’s so sad,” the priest said, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.” Read the full post