After Englands disastrous showing at the World Cup in the “lucky” red shirts, the FA have decided to reintroduce the famous white England shirt and unveil the three new sponsors which will take England through to the finals of the European Championships in 2012.
This is obviously exactly the sponsors that England deserve after South Africa!
No-one likes to see such a great club like Liverpool down and out, and fighting for a place in the Europa League next season (Well maybe a few Everton and Man Utd supporters do!) So obviously we don’t like to see Rafael Benitez in such a bad state, and we won’t be taking advantage of their situation, will we? OH YES WE WILL!
Have a few very funny Liverpool jokes, and try not to laugh too much LOL!
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David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the kids in the class if anyone can give him an example of a ‘tragedy’.
One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy.
“No,” Beckham says, “that would be an ACCIDENT.”
How do you define 144 Chelsea fans
A: Gross Stupidity
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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.
God looks at them and says; “before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in.”
Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, “what do you believe?”
Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, “I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Lisbon to the bright lights of Porto . I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club.”
Three Egyptian fans moaning about their latest defeat by Algeria.
First fan: “I blame the Sudanese. How could they support Algeria instead of us?!”
Second fan: “I blame the players; if they had made more effort, I’m sure they would have scored goals.”
Third fan: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in Algeria, I’d be celebrating now.”
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A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..
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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?
Because they lose all their matches!
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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
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What ship doesn’t go in to Liverpool?
The Premiership.
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It’s international week so time to do a trawl of the internet for some funnies. Here are the best ones i could find poking fun at Everton!
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A Liverpool and an Everton fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
If you are a Tottenham supporter i’m sorry (No you’re not! – Ed.).
I’m bored, so with no news about, i just thought i’d make up a little collection of Tottenham jokes to cheer up the Chelsea fans on the net.
I have picked out only the funniest ones i could find. Enjoy!
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I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.