Just Jokes Online

“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.” Read the full post

Three blonde girls were walking along on a beach and saw something shiny in the sand, so they picked it up. You know blondes like looking at themself, so they began rubbing it to shine it up,

(BOING!), out came a genie.

The jinni said, “I’ll grant each of you one wish.” The blonde chicks started giggling and flipping’ their hair.

The first blonde said, “I want to be 25% dumber”, (BOING!), “Your wish has been granted” said the genie. T the blonde stood in deep thought, as if she couldn’t remember her name. Read the full post

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
“OK jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person… because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large… all in the name of humor.” Read the full post

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Read the full post