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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”

The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.”

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking. Read the full post

Three ducks walk into a bar.

“Well, Hi there” says the bemused bartender. We don’t get very many ducks here. but don”t worry, it’s not because of the prices. this isn”t that kind of a joke.”

“So, what’s your name?” he asks the first duck.

“Drake, Hugh Drake.” replies the duck, doing his best Sean Connery impression.

Well, Hugh, how are you doing today?” asked the friendly barman. Read the full post

There’s something regarding bars with drunkards that appear to be the most common cause of jokes. Everyone has found out a funny story that begins “A chap walks into a bar” (and says Ouch!) and there is no doubt that drunks are usually extremely entertaining. So listed below are a couple of pub jokes that you may not have heard previously, however they really are all awfully witty, I assure you! Read the full post

A man walks up to the barman and says, “Do you see that glass over there in the corner? I’ll bet you £50 that I can piss in it from here!” The bartender agrees, because the glass is miles way over on the other side of the bar. So the man unzips and whips it out, then pisses in a million different directions, coming nowhere even close to the shot glass. Meanwhile the bartender’s laughing so hard he can barely breathe. Read the full post