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Ugly man and the girl tied to the Railway track!

Posted on November 27, 2009 by admin

This is one of those jokes that make you go “Eewwww!”

An ugly old man walks into a bar with a big smile on his face. The bartender asks him what he’s got to be so happy about. He says “I was walking home last night when I noticed a girl tied to the rail tracks just like in the movies. So I set her free, one thing led to another and she came back to my place. We rocked the house, doing anything you’d imagine and a few things you wouldn’t. It was the best night of my night.”

“Was she pretty?” Asks the barman.

“Dunno. I never found the face.”

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